“Don’t tell a woman she’s pretty; tell her there’s no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you”

“A woman wears her tears like jewelry”

“God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”

“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”

“If you want something said, ask a man…if you want something done, ask a woman.”

“Most of us women like men, you know; it’s just that we find them a constant disappointment”

“One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.”

“I don’t need a man. But I’m happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don’t fold up and die if I don’t have a man around.”

“I don’t like compliments, and I don’t see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn’t mean”

“Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her.”

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”

“Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don’t waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.”

“A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.”

“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.”