A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.

Money will not bring you happiness, but I would rather cry in a Mercedes than in a bus.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

arguing with a fool proves there are two

The one’s that are hardest to love, are usually the one that need it the most

Live today as if it were your last, Start tomorrow as if it were your first!

The most dangerous lies are the lies you tell yourself.