Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??

the hardest part about breaking up is letting go of the last piece of your heart

remember this… the grass is not greener on the other side.. its greener were u water it.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

It’s not hard to sacrifice something for a friend, but its hard to find that friend that deserves your sacrifice.

A day without friends is like the sky without a sun…

Best Friends- It’s a promise, not a label.

friends are forever, boys are whatever

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Hershey makes a million kisses a day, ’m just asking for one

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.