“I don’t want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.”

“Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”

“A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot”

“Too many girls follow the line of least resistance–but a good line is hard to resist.”

“What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice, and everything nice, that’s what little girls are made of”

“Big girls need big diamonds.”

“When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty”

“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”

“I really can’t deny it, I am who I am. I’m pretty normal. I’m not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things… I really don’t have it all together.”

“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.”

“I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty… you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.”

“a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinking jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest commodity known to man – promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok”

“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.”