“I don’t want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.”

“Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”

“A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot”

“Too many girls follow the line of least resistance–but a good line is hard to resist.”

“What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice, and everything nice, that’s what little girls are made of”

“When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty”

“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”

“I really can’t deny it, I am who I am. I’m pretty normal. I’m not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things… I really don’t have it all together.”

“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.”