When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half

Just remember, once u r over the hill u begin to pick up speed.

You r only young once, but u can stay immature indefinitely.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

It was raining when you were born because heaven was crying for losing an angel.

Wrap the presents, bake the cake,do the birthday shimmy-shake!!!!!

Why is a birthday cake the only food u can blow on & spit on & everybody rushes 2 get a piece?

The most effective way 2 remember ur wife’s birthday is 2 forget it once.

Money is short. times are hard. i just text u your birthday gift. happy birthday!!

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.