Don’t be sad you are another year older… Be grateful for another year lived!!!

People think old is the opposite of young, but really it’s the same. Whether you’re one or one hundred, someone still changes your diapers and feeds you out of a soft spoon. And either way, you still need help walking around and have no teeth.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Birthdays are good 4 u. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

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Just remember, once u r over the hill u begin to pick up speed.

You r only young once, but u can stay immature indefinitely.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.