Wrap the presents, bake the cake,do the birthday shimmy-shake!!!!!

Why is a birthday cake the only food u can blow on & spit on & everybody rushes 2 get a piece?

The most effective way 2 remember ur wife’s birthday is 2 forget it once.

Money is short. times are hard. i just text u your birthday gift. happy birthday!!

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

Middle age is wen Ur age starts to show around your middle.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

You r not 40, you r eighteen with 22 years experience.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

May you live all the days of your life.

And, everyday is some1′s birthday…

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.