The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool.

It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.

And ye, who have met with Adversity’s blast,
And been bow’d to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass’d
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!

New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.

No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other