T-Shirt Quotes

“The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it’s more politically correct”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:27 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:26 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:25 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time wasted in disapproving of others.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:24 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:24 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:23 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:22 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:21 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:21 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:20 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:20 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:19 pm on December 15th


T-Shirt Quotes

“I’m tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”

Share
Posted by admin @ 5:19 pm on December 15th




Top of page 

Previous - Homepage - Forward