Allergic To Bullshit Quotes

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.