"Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!"

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There's a kind of radar that you get, after years of being talked about and made fun of by other people. You can almost smell it when it's about to happen, can recognize instantly the sound of a hushed voice, lowered just enough to make whatever is said okay. I had only been in Colby for a few weeks. But I had not forgotten.

— Sarah Dessen