"The sonatas of Mozart are unique; they are too easy for children, and too difficult for artists."

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Here is a les­son in writ­ing. First rule: Do not use semi­colons. They are trans­ves­tite her­maph­ro­dites rep­re­sent­ing absolutely noth­ing. All they do is show you've been to col­lege.

— Kurt Vonnegut