"Never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, shell always hear you."

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I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'll be like what, and i'll say it again and he'll be like what, and i'll say it again and he'll still be like what, so now he's got me yellin. Man that tree is far away

— Mitch Hedberg