"It is easier to drive a stake through the heart of a blood-sucking vampire than to kill off a money-sucking and useless government program."

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Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and those who hope or fear to grow old. After 215 years of trying, we have finally discovered a special interest that includes 100 percent of the population. Now we can vote ourselves rich.

— P. J. O'Rourke