"You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you."

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I've heard people say that [I have a short attention span]. I don't feel I do, because when I'm interested in something I'll stay in focus as long as it is necessary... If you get off on something I'm not very interested in, it's very easy for me to block it out. It's easy for me to block things out.

— Dan Quayle