"One thing I have always been is too short. It's adorable when you're in junior high. After that, it's a pain in the ass for the rest of your life."

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Adorable in her not-very-bright submissiveness, charming in her childlike delight in shiny floors, even forgivable in her spiteful competition for the whitest, brightest wash, Madison Avenue's girl-next door is all the American male could wish for: unless, by some miscarriage, he should fancy human companionship.

— Vivian Gornick