"We're a spoiled, lazy culture, full of ethnic pride that has to have a parade for every nationality."

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I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.

— Demetri Martin