Henny Youngman Quotes | A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're...

"A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him."

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A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

— Henny Youngman

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I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

— Garrison Keillor

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