"Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slit somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear."

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As journalism dies, I kind of feel like I want some skills besides writing. I'd like to be able to write movies or host TV shows or whatever. Things that I might actually not inherently like quite as much, but are interesting and fun things to do. A good backup plan.

— Joel Stein