Jackie Mason Quotes | Did you hear about the accountant who became ...

"Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!"

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I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

— Don Rickles

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Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

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