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"Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?"

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I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

— Patrice O'Neal

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My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

— Woody Allen

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