"In his heart, he knew that there was no reason to be impolite to someone, even if they did work for you. There was such a thing as manners after all."

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It is always tedious when someone tells you that if you don't stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you are crying then you already have something to cry about, and so there is no reason for them to give you anything additional to cry about, thank you very much.

— Daniel Handler