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"A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains."

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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

— Howard Stern

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I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels.

— John Calvin

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