"Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life."

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Worst damnfool mistake I ever made was letting myself be elected Vice President of the United States. Should have stuck with my old chores as Speaker of the House. I gave up the second most important job in the Government for one that didn't amount to a hill of beans. I spent eight long years as Mr. Roosevelt's spare tire.

— John Nance Garner