"I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it."

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if there ever was a time for sentimentality and traditional merrymaking, one that has transcended religious orientation, Christmas must be that time. The effect seems salutary: even people who ordinarily are as colorful and gay as groundworms, who would dare not consider a flamboyant gesture, hang long strings of brightly colored lights around their houses, trim Christmas trees, and talk to strangers.

— Anna Thomas