"The douchiest thing a guy could do on a date is to make a girl pay. If you invite her out and then make her pay."

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I'm more likely to not invite someone back for not talking. If someone talks a lot, I can usually shut them up and control them. But with people who don't talk, if they don't really want to talk, they probably shouldn't be on this show, and that's fine. They're talented people with things to say, but sometimes people say what they have to say through other means than arguing.

— Bill Maher