"I would, if checking boxes in a questionnaire, say I would oppose abortion except when the life of the mother is in danger."

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This is the thing I've never understood: If someone is going to hell for being gay or being a Jew or a Muslim or having an abortion, then what are you worried about? You don't need to try and convert these people or try and save them. If you really believe in your religion, these people are already doomed, so stop worrying about them.

— Lewis Black