"The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them."

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Those who understood, in fact, say: 'I mustn't do this, I mustn't do that,' so as not to commit some stupidity or other! Splendid! But at a certain point we realize that all life is stupidity; so tell me yourself what it means never to have done anything foolish. At the very least it means you have never lived.

— Luigi Pirandello