"I had never planned to become a savanna baboon when I grew up; instead, I had always assumed I would become a mountain gorilla."

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I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside.

— J. K. Rowling