Rodney Dangerfield Quotes | And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's ...

"And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!"

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I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

— Frank Carson

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Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl.

— Shwayze

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