Rodney Dangerfield Quotes | My wife is so fat that the last time I saw so...

"My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing."

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My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.

— Rodney Dangerfield

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Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

— Ray Romano

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