"As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws."

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My mother did an incredible job - one, of just being a great mom, but two, of instilling a tremendous amount of empathy into me as a young man, as a young person. My mom was kind of this collector of people; throughout my childhood, it didn't matter who you were. She was a high school counselor and then a junior high counselor, and she didn't just counsel students, she counseled other teachers and administrators and coaches.

— Morgan Spurlock