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"I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig."

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If there ever was a poet for the working class Billy Joe Shaver and Merle Haggard would be my nomination

— David Allan Coe

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It's cool when your husband starts to sing some old Merle Haggard song and I can pop in with a harmony and it doesn't sound too bad.

— Trisha Yearwood

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