"My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers."

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When I was a kid, the punishment I disliked the most was writing sentences. My mother loved to make me record my transgressions--always a minimum of five hundred times--and she even bought special spiral notebooks for me to fill up.... No matter how many notebooks I went through, there was always another one waiting in the kitchen drawer.

— Clay Aiken