Artemis Fowl Quotes

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.

Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework. “I know magic can be stolen,” said Artemis. “Because I stole some myself.

She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.

So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant." Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a pot of gold with him wherever he went. While it was true that LEP had a ransom fund, because of its officers' high-risk occupation, no human had ever taken a chunk of it yet. This didn't stop the Irish population in general from skulking around rainbows, hoping to win the supernatural lottery.

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

I don't like lollipops.

I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case? Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor. Doctor Po: Yes? Artemis: My mother, she... Doctor Po: Your mother, yes? Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.

And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.