Being Drunk Quotes

The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years I'm used to it. I don't find it difficult not being drunk when other people are, but I get uncomfortable because they're uncomfortable with where I am.

Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same effect as being drunk.

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you say stuff like that." "Like what?" "Nothing. Never mind. Although I'm dying to know why your shoe is green.

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in being drunk.

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation wasn't so much about heritage as it was about viking, in the most cliché sense of the world. They drank huge quantities of beer, they brawled, and they wore horned helmets despite all historical evidence to the contrary. "Used to be?" Curran asked. "They kicked him out for being drunk and violent." Curran blinked. "The Norse Heritage?" "Mhm." "Don't you have to be drunk and violent just to get in?" he asked. "Just how disorderly did he get?

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are no slouches, either. They're spannered, rat-arsed, cabbaged, and hammered; ruined, legless, scorched, and blottoed; or simply trolleyed or sloshed. In Kerry, you're said to be flamin'; in Waterford, you're in the horrors; and in Cavan, you've gone baloobas, a tough one to wrap your tongue around if you ARE baloobas. In Donegal, you're steamin', while the afflicted in Limerick are out of their tree.

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics do not matter to me. Only the essence of what is happening is important to me. Here, for example, blurred pictures, they have appeared because for years I was shooting while being drunk.

And I, infinitesima­l being, drunk with the great starry void, likeness, image of mystery, I felt myself a pure part of the abyss, I wheeled with the stars, my heart broke loose on the wind.