Best Lawyer Quotes

In the courtroom, it's where a lawyer really becomes an actor. There's a very fine line between delivering a monologue in a play and delivering a monologue to a jury. I've always felt that way - I've been in a lot of courtrooms. The best lawyers are really theatrical.

The law is reason, free from passion.

A lawyer's time and advice are his(her) stock in trade.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

Whoever tells the best story wins.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

But the person who scored well on an SAT will not necessarily be the best doctor or the best lawyer or the best businessman. These tests do not measure character, leadership, creativity, perseverance.

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but who throws himself on your part so heartily, that he can get you out of a scrape.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Our government... teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

You know that big government doesn't hurt big corporations. They've got the best lawyers and accountants in the world. You know who gets destroyed by big government? It's the little guys.