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Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.
Oct 1, 2025
And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly by means of the usual glowing stare and deep-throated growl, which had always worked on the damned in the past. This time they had earned him a whack on the nose that had made his eyes water. Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls. He was looking forward to a further cat experiment, which he planned would consist of jumping around and yapping excitedly at it. It was a long shot, but it just might work.
Cats, dogs, and some I mean, birds, many species of mammals, they also have the sort of potential to show affection firstly because of the biological factor.
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
One cat just leads to another.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
When you ask for the house, car, cat, dog and all the fish when you're dealing with a player who's got questions about his health, no GM in his right mind is going to say yes and offer to clean the aquarium, too.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
...he will be our friend for always and always and always.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.