Dairy Queen Quotes

I've always thought it would be fun to have a vegan campaign aimed at gays called "Don't be a Dairy Queen."

Last night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet.

Sometimes,well,all the time,I can't think of what to say because I'm so dumb and stuff,and then maybe I think of it like five days later.

Tampa's crazy... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen.

When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Soon, the cops burst in with guns drawn!

People of my age who went to college, go into college, you know what it cost back then? Nothing or next to nothing. At the most, you had to work at Dairy Queen during the summer and that would pay for your college education.

Did you know that Dairy Queen ice cream is mostly bubbles?

My very first job was a cashier at Burger King in Tucson, Arizona. And I occasionally worked the drive-thru. I'd go wherever I was needed! My second job was at Dairy Queen. I stayed in the fast food royalty.

How quickly do we grow accustomed to wonders. I am reminded of the Isaac Asimov story Nightfall, about the planet where the stars were visible only once in a thousand years. So awesome was the sight that it drove men mad. We who can see the stars every night glance up casually at the cosmos and then quickly down again, searching for a Dairy Queen.