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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Sep 24, 2025
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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