Dork Quotes

I've just always been a bit of a dork.

That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.

Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

I am a socially akward man-dork"-Nick

Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.

I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.

People's perceptions of me have nothing to do with reality. I'm basically just your average dork.

The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

I was a dork hunter. That's hard to do. I fell out of a tree.

People think I'm cool - it's a virtue of my job! In real life I'm absolutely not cool, but I think if you have the courage of your convictions, and you're confident in yourself, people will maybe think that you are even if you're really a massive dork. Everyone has a different job where, to someone else, your job is really fancy!

Human behavior is so intriguing. I find myself giving thumbs up signs all the time. I know I look like an absolute dork, but I do it anyway.

I was a theater dork in high school and did all the plays. My theater teacher in high school, Janet Spahr, was absolutely incredible and mentored me throughout school. She taught me a lot about relying on my instincts.

I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.

Let your inner DORK shine through.

You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

I think Hannah gets nervous just like any other person would. She's like a dork, personally. She's just really, really fun.

I was the dork in high school who sang musical numbers up and down the hallways.

I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.

Even if your job is a professional singer, we still dork out at home.

I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have read everything and have musical training and they are still dorks

I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.

I don't think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.

I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork.

I was a total dork in high school.

There's very few dork movies made by dorks.

I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.

Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one, too.” The raccoon eye make-up exaggerated her eye roll. “Dork.” “Didn’t know if you wanted zombie dirt sprinkled on it or anything. If you’re eating this week.

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.

You don't want to be too cool. But you don't want to be too dorky. Still, I find it so much better to see a guy at a club being a dork, and having fun, than trying to be sexy.

I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork.

Now I understand all those chick flicks I made fun of. 'Cause now I'm the sappy dork willing to risk it all for the girl. Estoy enamorado...I'm in love.

You really think all of those indie music dorks go to SXSW every year to check out music? They go there to wear their laminates and act important and try to get laid.

It seems like only yesterday that savers were dorks. They kept piggy banks. They drove last year's cars. They fished in their change purses for nickels while the superstars flashed credit cards. Today, values have changed. The new object of veneration is not money on the hoof but money in the bank - and the dorks all have it.

I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a big dork on camera.

If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.

Colin thought about the dork mantra: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. What a dirty lie.

I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.

Better late than never."-Dork Diaries

So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn’t help but love you, too

There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.

I still think of my mum as being kind of a dork - a cooler one, but still a dork.

Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!

I'm a pretty big dork. It's crazy. I'm one of those people who grew up with all kinds of musicals, but I was right at that age where 'Rent' was a big deal for me and for my friends.

Cinderella was such a dork. She left behind her glass slipper at the ball and then went right back to her step-monster's house. It seems to me she should have worn the glass slipper always, to make herself easier to find. I always hoped that after the prince found Cinderella and they rode away in their magnificent carriage, after a few miles she turned to him and said, "Could you drop me off down the road please? Now that I've finally escaped my life of horrific abuse, I'd like to see something of the world, you know?... I'll catch back up with you later, Prince, once I've found my own way.

I try changing my surfing, which is the absolute worst thing you can do. Everyone surfs their own way. If I try to surf like someone else I look like a dork.

I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.

All my family has very good mathematical abilities - like, so dorky. I was the dork then in school - on any maths exams I'd get 100%. I just knew how to do maths and most people would hate it, but for some reason it just came.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.