Douches Quotes

you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.

And he paddled away in his douche canoe.

Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.

It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then?

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

When do you stop to de-douche?

People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, 'Trust me, I know what goes on down there, because I'm a huge douche.'

Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche.

Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.

I love that, for Kanye [West], there's no difference between the epic and the personal. That makes him sound like a really grandiose douche - which, I don't think anyone, himself included, could contest - but at the same time, it's really amazing. I love the scope of his perfectionism.

I got a long road ahead of me to make people believe i'm not actually a huge douche...

Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'

Method rules his training, which blends the physical with the mental. How many chess masters put in, prior to an important match, an allotted time daily to bicycling and shadow-boxing, followed by a cold douche and a brisk rub down?

Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie.

When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.

Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to get her picture taken. "Aughh!" she said miserably, looking in the vanity mirror in the truck of the cab and fingering a wavy curl near her temple. "This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. You know what we look like? A couple of emo douche bags." "Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name." [That's brilliant! It's already the unofficial name of more bands than I can count.]

Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand.

Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.