Dumb Ass Quotes

I'm a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better.

We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican.

I probably wasted a couple of thousand dollars on some dumb-ass clothes.

We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin.

Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet.

There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.

I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.