Ex Boyfriend Quotes

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.

me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part.

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.

Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?

I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.

The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out with your friends when you can, try and keep up with the crazy world we're living in and squeeze in some zzz's. There's not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating [as they lead you to believe]. Most of it's just bulls - t, however entertaining.

I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try

I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to

It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you

I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday

Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends

Dreams last so long, even after you're gone

I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you

It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care

Stones taught me to fly Love taught me to lie And life taught me to die So it's not hard to fall When you float like a cannonball.

You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over

Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn

I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?

It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away

I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take

When did we fall apart? or did you lie from the start?

We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for

You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.

The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish

The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.

And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.

Reject your sense of injury, and the injury itself disappears.

Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.

I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.