Fun Food Quotes

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.

Kitchens should be designed around what's truly important-fun, food, and life.

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

People who love to eat are always the best people.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

This is my invariable advice to people: Learn how to cook- try new recipes, learn from your mistakes, be fearless, and above all have fun!

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.