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My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys-Mr Duracell and Mr Energizer.
Sep 30, 2025
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you
Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
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