Funny Girlfriend Quotes

I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.

My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you.

The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.

People don't get through to the essence of you right away - it's always the famous 'girl' or the famous 'girlfriend'. I'd rather be known for myself.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.

When you're a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls - you want to get the most girls. You don't know anything about respect; you don't know anything about being faithful and loyal to your girlfriend.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

You know you're in love when you stop comparing.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.