Funny Wife Quotes

I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

We treat our stone wives with much more care than they treat their warm ones, anyway. I personally dust mine once a week, and I know Khaamil gives them presents when I am not looking. These are yours - they are in your care, and you must be faithful.

A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete.

[I]t is dangerous for a bride to be apologetic about her husband.