Funny Winter Quotes

I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.

You can't get too much winter in the winter.

While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best.

Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

The heart can get really cold if all you've known is winter.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

Nothing burns like the cold.

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.

Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do - or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so.

Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude.

Melancholy were the sounds on a winter's night.

O, wind, if winter comes, can spring be far behind?

I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says "Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.

I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape. Something waits beneath it; the whole story doesn't show.

In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.

In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it.

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.

If we had not winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing

There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.